Ryan :
A long time ago in a land far away
Lived the pineapple princess, Tiki
She was sweet as a peach, in a pineapple way
But so sad that she hardly speaky
Still, if you listen well
You’ll hear her secret wish
Sharpay :
(Aloha everybody, my name is Tiki !)
I long to free a truly remarkable fish
My sweet prince
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Makihiki malahini-who
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Ooh !
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu
(Ryan, the fog ?)
Ryan :
She dreams of a boy who is under a spell
That has left him all wet and scaly
Sharpay :
I sing from my heart of the power of love
Just a girl with a ukulele
Come to me, my sweet one, and be still
I’ll grasp your tail and stroke each tender gill
My sweet prince
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Makihiki malahini-who
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Ooh !
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu
(Now this is where we lean into the whole kabuki thing)
The clouds turned grey
And the big sky cried
And the ocean had a fit
(Ryan, where’s my ocean ?)
Then the wind went whoosh
And thunder cracked
And mighty mount Fufu spit
(Mighty mount Fufu spit !)
Ryan :
T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky
With the mighty spirit pu pu
T-T-T-Tiki T-Tiki
Wanna speaky, speaky, speaky
Sharpay :
So words I will not mince
Please make a man of my fresh fish prince
(This is real fish talk...No lie)
(Bruits bizarres)
(And then the fish turns into a gorgeous prince and sings :)
(I’m Prince)
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Amakahiki malahini who
(With me !)
Humumunukunukuapua’a
Ooh !
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu
EVERYBODY !
Everybody :
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Makihiki malahini-who
Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
Ooh !
Hawana wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu
Wakawakawakaniki pu pu pu
Wakawakawakaniki pu !
Pu !
Pu !
Sharpay :
Ahh !